Beri's answer to the hiccups

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Well, today was amusing. Beril and I had our twice yearly trip to the local McDonald's. We each had our meals, I had a medium chicken sandwich, he had a large Big Mac meal with an extra Big Mac "on the side." I don't know how he ate it, but he managed it. Afterwards, we both felt rather ill. What did we do afterwards? We went to Whole Foods, an all natural/organic grocery store to "repe... (read more)

You watch the commercials, you see the ads, and they tell you of this wonderful place where you can find your heart's desire. They show you happy people, both young and old, achieving their material desires. Diamonds, TV's, rare collectibles, they tell you they have it all. Lies! All lies! The other day, I was looking for itacolumite, a rare flexible sandstone which, while though a rock,... (read more)

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he sa... (read more)